Mountain bikers....you are not awesome. You are dorks, nerds, geeks and oddballs. Stop pretending you're awesome, tough, cool, gnarly, etc. What we do is a blast...a fringe sport. Tell everybody else that you enjoy riding, but don't tell them what kind of ride, bike, trail, place, secret, gnar, long, steep, shallow, rolly ride.
Just go have fun. Say hello to others on the trail...and keep on rolling. It's fun and that's all we should care about.
Moving on. hah hah!